top pick-up lines of the week

so im starting a new weekly post about the top pick-up lines people have said to me throughout the week.

this week, while i was completely drenched walking home from work on wednesdays, some guy walks by and says "mmmm, i like my girls wet"

i vomited a little in my mouth.

then, yesterday i was wearing a little bead necklace and some guy standing on the street goes "are those anal beeds?"

no. what? .... just no.